Cloudy with a chance of meatballs...

... get out of my chair! Didn't you see my name on the back?

The rain continues in NY, but I still went out for a cigarette a few minutes ago. It's funny, I hardly ever smoke at my house, and only have 3 or 4 at work (two breaks and then 1 or 2 on my lunchbreak), and RARELY smoke in my car... but throw me at the diner with a cup of coffee outside on the patio and *BAM*, half a pack like that. And when I say "that" I also snapped my fingers.

So, while I was staring at the cigarette smoke in the calm rainy air, I started to see things. Most people who see things talk about seeing the lady Madonna or a flash from their previous life or something like that. Me? I just saw some cool looking random swirls. You seem disappointed. Don't be! Random swirls are cool to look at. Most people find them entertaining to stare at. Some people even find them inspiring.

The funny thing about swirls is this. There seems to be no pattern, no method to the mayhem, and no life (lacks a heart and all that crap). However, and I'll be the first one to tell you this, swirls are actually affiliated with the government. You'll notice that American swirls will lead to thoughts about self-improvement, artistic creation, and ingenuity. However, go to France and you'll discover that swirls there cause feelings of hatred, sadness, and boredom. Don't even get me started on the Chinese swirls.